Favorite Buffy Lines

Yeah, those are good. I can't remember any right now. I'll have to rewatch some eps.

"Somers, you drive like a spazz!!!" from halloween

And "When you kiss me, I wanna die" from season 2 somewhere when Buffy and Angel are trying to decide to keep dating or not.

zillions others.

"Spot me a tiny tabby" Spike asking Clem for a spot during poker night.

A drunk Buffy through that whole episode was fantastic.

The First/Warren: The trio (claps his hands and points)... livin' as gods.
Andrew gazes up and daydreams of himself, Warren, and Jonathan in togas, dancing, playing various ancient instruments, and singing, melodiously, "Weheee are gods, all, weeee are gods... we are gods... we... are... as... gods!"

That just killed me, especially the part right after when Willow says to him, "Wait a second, go back, what was that part again?..." and he says, "You mean this part?" and then "We are as gods!" ... "Not that part!"

<And of course Xander's "To read makes our speaking English good." from I Robot, You Jane.>

I HAVE to put that one up in my classroom library! (...and then hope that some of my students get the joke!)

Buffy: What are you doing here? (Spike starts to speak, she interrupts) Five words or less.

Spike: (counting off on his fingers) Out. For. A. Walk. (pause) Bitch.

Xander's reply: And the amazing thing? STILL more romantic than Faith.

Definately the "Living As Gods" part. That cracks me up too. Then the part where Giles wants coffee and Xander is all "Don't you mean tea?" Giles goes "Tea is soothing, I wish to be tense." Um...most anything Cordy says in any of the Angel seasons. One that comes to mind is when Penn is facing Angel off in the office and Angel tells her to get a stake. She replies "It's like 8 in the morning." thinking that he meant steak. Those were all funny. The most moving or serious scenes would have to be: Xander telling Dawn the 7 year speech. It almost makes me cry. Buffy's voice over at the end of season 5 telling Dawn to live in the world. The entire episode of Joyce's death. There are so many I can't name them all...

(To Willow, just before starting a ritual): "This isn't gonna get all sexy is it?"

"I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans."

Xander: I think we're gonna get through this. I think I'm gonna live a long... and silly life, and I'm not interested in doing that without you around.
Anya: Oh. Okay.
Xander: Okay?
Anya: Yes. I mean, yes. No.
Xander: No?
Anya: After. Give it to me when the world doesn't end.

Xander: But let's not try to forget, we're also your friends.
Anya: I'm not.
Buffy: Then why are you here? Aside from getting rescued, what is it that you do?
Anya: I provide much needed... sarcasm.

(Anya to Zander): "I think it's the secret to getting you out of my mind. Putting you behind me. Behind me figuratively. I'm thinking face to face for the actual event itself. "

Buffy: It claimed to be the original evil, the one that came before anything else.
Anya: Please, how many times have I heard that line in my demon days? "I'm so rotten, they don't even have a word for it. I'm bad. Baddy bad bad bad. Does it make you horny?"

Xander: How could you say I'm using you?
Anya: You don't care about what I think, you don't ask about my day.
Xander: You really did turn into a real girl, didn't you?
Anya: See? You make jokes during my pain.

"This isn't a relationship. You don't need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms. "

"I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope."

"Don't you watch television? I thought all children despise effort and enjoy cartoons."

"So this is Angel. He's large and glowery, isn't he?"

"Discovery Channel has monkeys. And our tape machine's all wonky."

"Will you still make me waffles when we're married? "

[Anya practices her wedding vows]
Anya: I, Anya, promise to cherish you... Ew, no, not cherish. Uh, I promise to have sex with you whenever... *I* want, and, uh...
[walking down off the platform]
Anya: uh, pledge to be your friend, and your wife, and your confidant, and your sex poodle...
Tara: Uh, sex poodle?
Anya: Yeah, why?
Tara: Um, I'm not sure you should say 'sex poodle' in your vows.

" One more verse of our little ditty and I would have been looking for a gas can. "

"You know who else aren't American? French people."

"Oh. Oh. I know what this is, this is peer pressure. Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and have drugs."

"Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes. They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies. Bunnies. It must be bunnies. Or maybe midgets. "

"Okay. For the last time. 'I, Anya, want to marry you, Xander, because... I love you and I'll always love you. And... before I knew you, I was like a completely different person. Not even a person, really... and I had seen what love could do to people, and it was... hurt and sadness. Alone was better. And then, suddenly there was you, and... you knew me. You saw me, and it was this... thing. You make me feel safe and warm. So, I get it now. I finally get love, Xander. I really do."

Anya: Come on, let's go assemble the cannon fodder.
Xander: That's not what we're calling them, sweetie.
Anya: Not to their faces. What, am I insensitive?

Xander: What do you feel?
Anya: Upset, afraid of being without you, and a little hungry.
Xander: I meant about the house.
Anya: Oh, still haunted.

Andrew: I just want to say how proud I am to die for this very special cause with you guys. There's some, um-there's people I'd like to thank, both good and evil. Um, a shout out to my brother Tucker, who gave me the inspiration to summon demons and also...
Anya: Nobody cares, you little monkey.

[about Thanksgiving]
Anya: I love a ritual sacrifice.
Buffy: It's not really one of those.
Anya: To commemorate a past event you kill and eat an animal. A ritual sacrifice... with pie.

Xander: It happens that I'm good at a lot of things. I help out with all kinds of... stuff. I have skills and... stratagems... I'm very... help me out.
Anya: He's a Viking in the sack.

Willow: When did you get all insightful?
Anya: I'm surprisingly sensitive.
Willow: So, will you help me?
Anya: Is it difficult or time-consuming?

Anya: Well, causing pain sounds really cool, I know, but... it turns out it's... really upsetting. Didn't used to be. But now it is.
Willow: Is it like you're scared of losing that feeling again, and having it be okay to hurt people, and then you're not in charge of the power anymore, because it's in charge of you?
Anya: Wow. That was... really over-dramatically stated, but yeah, that's it.

Anya: [to a customer who just finished her purchase] Please go.
Xander: Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that "Please go" just got replaced with "Have a nice day."
Anya: But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?

Xander: [about the hospital] Man, words cannot express how much I hate this place.
Giles: It's dreadful.
Anya: It's like communism.

"We're all on death's door repeatedly ringing the doorbell, like maniacal girl scouts trying to make quota."

"Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat."

"Here's something you should know about vengeance demons. We don't groove with the sorry. We prefer, 'Oh god! Please stop hitting me with my own rib bones!'"

Willow: Wait, Spike's what in the what-ment?
Anya: Insane. Base.

(To Willow, after the ritual): "It did get a little sexy, didn't it?"

The best lines in that episode, for my money, are:

"Don't touch my magic bone!"

and

"Quick, grab your magic bone!"

But it's because of how the Trio reacts when they say it.